Harry Styles pokes fun at Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor with scathing joke during his SNL monologue after the disgraced ex-Prince was arrested amid Epstein files probe

Harry Styles Jokes About Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor During SNL Appearance

Following the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, Harry Styles delivered a pointed remark during his Saturday Night Live monologue. The pop star, 32, made a return to the NBC sketch comedy show after his fourth album claimed the top of the charts.

Monologue Highlights

In his opening remarks, Styles humorously addressed his hiatus from public life, stating he had grown “tremendously boring.” He contrasted this with Andrew’s recent public downfall, suggesting the lack of scandal might be a relief compared to the ex-Prince’s troubles.

“I took up jogging. There’s nothing interesting about that. But because I’m me, people pretend to find that interesting. I don’t run to be interesting. I do it for the feeling it gives me, that runner’s high. It’s just amazing.”

“Watermelon sugar high, runner’s high. And if that doesn’t do it for you, I also love ecstasy. As a British man who spent a lot of his life in the public eye, I can assure you, there’s something nice about being boring. It’s better than the alternative.”

During the segment, a visual of Andrew being taken into custody by police was shown. The royal, who had lost his titles due to the Epstein file investigation, was arrested on his 66th birthday. He was detained at Aylsham Police Station for about ten hours before being released.

Epstein Scandal

Andrew’s name has been linked to Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes, prompting authorities to investigate him for potential misconduct in public office. The probe alleges he shared confidential information while serving as a UK trade envoy. Despite the accusations, Andrew has consistently denied any wrongdoing in his relationship with Epstein.

Styles also mocked fans who labeled him a “queerbaiter,” referencing the practice of hinting at same-sex relationships to appeal to diverse audiences. When discussing his new album Kiss All the Time, he quipped: “What’s better than kissing all the time?” This sparked a playful moment as Chloe Fineman eagerly rushed onstage.

Styles later corrected Fineman, saying he didn’t “actually do” the act. Sarah Sherman then joined the scene, and Styles added: “Sometimes kissing can be great—if you’re really good at it and you’re a good person.” He concluded with a cheeky remark about having “a tight little bum,” which led to a humorous exchange with Ben Marshall.

“Well, you said ‘tight little bum,’ so where’s my kiss?” asked Marshall. “Come on, Ben, everyone knows there’s nothing little about that thang. You’re hauling a damn wagon back there,” replied Styles.

The interaction drew laughter from the audience as Marshall accepted the kiss, signaling the end of the flirty segment. The moment underscored Styles’ lighthearted take on the “Kiss All the Time” theme, blending humor with his latest musical project.